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FROM THE holiday FONKS!
SEASONS GREETINGS
MOOF
Moof is happy to play in the snow — as long as its made of fuzz puffs… Real snow is cold and gets Moof’s sweater wet!
blib
Blib has kicked off the boots and now just wants to relax next to the fire, because Blib knows half of the season is about the fashion!
Fonkie
Fonkie is Flick Eastman’s Fonk. When taking a break from starring in all these Fonk videos, Fonkie likes to get dolled up in holiday cheer!
Fonkie is already happily adopted!
OFFICIAL WORLDWIDE FONK ADOPTION DRIVE
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OFFICIAL WORLDWIDE FONK ADOPTION DRIVE 〰️
WHAT IS IT?
It’s a FONK!
This lighthearted shadow creature from the Moon is the underworld sentinel everyone needs. Forged by the Moon to solve a problem that didn’t exist, this 18" fully posable plush wants to be your expressive pal! And as every free-roaming Fonk may melt the world, we implore you to adopt yours today!
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC
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STAY CALM
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ADOPT TODAY
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FONKS ARE FRIENDLY
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THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC 〰️ STAY CALM 〰️ ADOPT TODAY 〰️ FONKS ARE FRIENDLY 〰️
REALTIME FONK TRACKER
REMEMBER: FONK ADOPTION IS EVERYONE’S DUTY UNTIL THE SANCTUARY IS READY!
FONK SIGHTINGS
"...It was adorably pushing through into our world." - B. Tanner, Baltimore, MD
There it was, frozen in faceplant." -Darnell F., Seattle, WA
"To my surprise, I didn't mind the intrusion." -Alena B., Houston, TX
"It was trying to blend in with the plant life. Poorly." -G. Thompson, Boise, ID
A PERMANENT FONK SANCTUARY IS ON THE WAY:
Yes, the Moon is making MELT, a habitat for Fonks where they can live, play, and fonk things up with ABSOLUTELY NO DANGER TO THE WORLD!
Won’t that be nice? Once MELT opens its doors, the world will no longer be at risk of melting! You can help, by supporting MELT through Patreon.
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OFFICIAL WORLDWIDE FONK ADOPTION DRIVE
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OFFICIAL WORLDWIDE FONK ADOPTION DRIVE 〰️
WHAT IS IT?
It’s a FONK!
This lighthearted shadow creature from the Moon is the underworld sentinel everyone needs. Forged by the Moon to solve a problem that didn’t exist, this 18" fully posable plush wants to be your expressive pal! And as every free-roaming Fonk may melt the world, we implore you to adopt yours today!
THe moon made a mess
YES, WE ARE AWARE THERE ARE FONKS LOOSE IN THE WORLD.
WE ARE WORKING ON IT.
Honestly, the Moon was only trying to help. It was just an innocent attempt to restore balance to the universe, and then, well, now there are Fonks. So many Fonks. We are trying to rectify the situation, as you know, and are officially rolling with it.
We’re doing our best to keep track of the fonk outbreak, and it’s becoming increasingly clear that traditional containment methods are no longer an option. The Moon wrote a poem about it, but it wasn’t very good. What has been published instead is the official apology below.
There is a whole thing of big, official Moon business scheduled to take place. In the meantime, please, for the sake of cosmic order, take one into your home. Contrary to rumor, they are really not that problematic. They are very gentle, require no food, and they like objects. Objects are their favorite.
Sincerely,
Your Moon
A Public Apology From
THE OFFICE OF THE MOON
Sincerest apologies for all the fonks. This was an accident, and we are working on a remedy. Some have been asking how could this happen? Well, The Sky was going through some stuff at the time. The Void was treating The Star pretty poorly, in our opinion. We thought we could step in and make things better. Now there are fonks. Sorry.
You know how sometimes you try to do something to make things better, but it just makes things worse? It was like that. And now, fonks are melting the world by touching it. We are on it. Promise.
In the mean time, there are two remedies we know work really well:
1. FONK ADOPTION
Each fonk off the streets and in a loving home means one less chance the world melts, and that’s good for everyone. They play well with most children and they tend to not move when you look directly at them, so that’s a couple positives.
2. PERMANENT HOUSING
We should all probably get used to the fact that the world has fonks now. Good news is, we have plans to build a habitat specifically suited for fonks through THE MELT PROJECT. This is a planned facility in-between The Sky and The World where fonks can safely melt things, and moreover, live and play with dignity.
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LET’S DO THIS
Let’s face it: things are pretty fonked up right now. But together, we can build a better world: one that doesn’t melt when fonks touch it.
In a major, recent development, THE MOON has officially partnered with JOE SQUARE to drive fonk awareness and adoption. Please join the MOON NEWS newsletter for all up-to-date, factual and official fonk-related information.