SO NOW YOU HAVE A FONK…
YES, YOU HAVE DONE YOUR PART, BUT WE ARE NOWHERE NEAR DONE WITH YOU!
Ok, that sounds a little severe, but look, we’re trying to get these fonks under control, and we’re acting quickly. Let’s start over:
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