crisis!
Fonks Are Melting the World!
Yes, The Moon is super sorry about that, and yes — we can fix it.
Ever since the Moon let the Fonks happen, things have been getting pretty fonked up. Sure, the rainbow sparks they leave behind are making the world more colorful than ever, but there’s no denying that all these fonkholes have fonked up reality as we know it.
fonks keep happening
Each Fonk is an anthropomorphic moon meteor that shoots out of the moon and melts everything in its path. That melting allows alternate timelines to spill into the world through colorful little rifts known as fonkholes.
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As a fonk shoots out of the moon it damages the spacetime continuum, punching a hole in history, and melting a part of the past. This is a fonkhole, and it can be fixed.
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As the Fonk zigzags through history, it leaves behind a trail of sparks — what we call a fonktrail. All we have to do is follow that fonktrail and we will find the fonk.
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Once you find a fonk, it has lost all its heat and is room temperature. No more world melting for this little guy! You can feel safe in knowing a found fonk will never melt the world again.
the fun work ahead
Let’s face it, this “crisis” could be much more serious, and a lot less adorable. So pick up a fonk and start unfonking the world. Together, we’ll get all this cleaned up!
Sparks, Rifts, and the Art of Unfonking
Every Fonk leaves behind a trail of sparks — what we call a fonktrail. Each spark is a tiny rift in spacetime carved out as the Fonk zigzags through history.
If you peer into a spark, you can see exactly what part of the past has been fonked up. Your job? Unfonk it.
Each spark is essentially a puzzle — a trivia challenge wrapped in a cosmic tear. Solve it, seal the rift, and restore that piece of reality.
