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Store › Fonk

Fonk

$34.99

What is it? It’s a Fonk, a thing that happened recently, but don’t worry: the Moon has taken full responsibility. This 18-inch posable little guy is capable of a wide variety of postures and is very light, making it a natural for posing all kinds of ways around your home. With absolutely no sharp edges, and overall round and soft body, it won’t harm pets or children. The Fonk serves as a buddy, ornament, or whatever you want it to do. It will actually not do anything that you don’t make it do, so if someone’s blaming a Fonk for something, that’s their deal. Fonks haven’t really shown any contempt if you dress them up once in a while. They are so far pretty amiable about it. We continue to learn about the Fonks and why they are here, and we hope you discover more things about them and share those with the Fonk-conscious community. But a few things are already well-known: Whether perched on a shelf, guarding your bedside, or staring eyelessly from the corner, the Fonk keeps doing what it does best: posing adorably, and bringing cheer to those around it.

Details

  • 18 inches tall (toe to hair tip)

  • Posable limbs and neck

  • Safe for ages 3+

  • Soft and lightweight

  • Does not move on its own

What is it? It’s a Fonk, a thing that happened recently, but don’t worry: the Moon has taken full responsibility. This 18-inch posable little guy is capable of a wide variety of postures and is very light, making it a natural for posing all kinds of ways around your home. With absolutely no sharp edges, and overall round and soft body, it won’t harm pets or children. The Fonk serves as a buddy, ornament, or whatever you want it to do. It will actually not do anything that you don’t make it do, so if someone’s blaming a Fonk for something, that’s their deal. Fonks haven’t really shown any contempt if you dress them up once in a while. They are so far pretty amiable about it. We continue to learn about the Fonks and why they are here, and we hope you discover more things about them and share those with the Fonk-conscious community. But a few things are already well-known: Whether perched on a shelf, guarding your bedside, or staring eyelessly from the corner, the Fonk keeps doing what it does best: posing adorably, and bringing cheer to those around it.

Details

  • 18 inches tall (toe to hair tip)

  • Posable limbs and neck

  • Safe for ages 3+

  • Soft and lightweight

  • Does not move on its own

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