FS-0128: "It was briefly in my work elevator. It looked pretty uncertain about its surroundings."

FS-020: Early fonk sighting with notable signs of phase transition.

FS-0068-A: "I encountered the fonk in this hallway. It might have been waiting for someone to play with."

FS-0068-B: "I followed it down the hall before it disappeared."

FS-0242: "I knew it wasn't part of the ironworks. But when I told my friend to look, it was gone."

FS-0303: "It wsa trying to climb into the ceiling. We cheered it on, but it didn't seem to notice us."

FS-0223-A: "There it was, lounging in the corner pocket like it was enjoying a soak. I thought maybe it didn't know the meaning of 'pool'..."

FS-0223-B: "It lunged for the 13 ball, which was ok with me because I was solids..."

FS-0223-C: "...But when it went for the cue ball, we all agreed the game was pretty fonked up."

FS-008: In one of the earliest fonk sightings you can clearly see the fonk wasn't fooling anyone.

FS-103-A: In one of the most infamous encounters, a free-roaming fonk was sighted playing around in a mailroom.

FS-103-B: At one point, it paused to consider how to have fun in this relatively boring environment.

FS-103-C: After playing for a while, it sat in the corner for several minutes in a seemingly contemplative state.

FS-103-D: Here you can clearly see the fonk was pretty chill about the whole thing.

FS-099-Q: The only known photo of a health-concerned fonk.